My wife texted “I’m leaving you”

My wife texted “I’m leaving you”


And followed with “after lunch to go shopping with my sister.”

I asked why in the world she sent the message that way. “I just wanted you to realize how good you have it with me.”

I texted her back “Remind your sister she said she would come over later to give me a hand job”

A minute later I finished the message “-searching and resume building.”

2017-08-12T20:45:28+00:00 12.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , |0 Comments

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