When you’re talking to the heavens it’s important to speak up.
A cult is a monogamous relationship in how you’re not allowed to keep seeing your other loved ones
When it comes to work, you should probably get your head down; unless you’re a male porn star.
I said,”please don’t,I can change.”
“I’m a watt?”
I tell him I want a second opinion. He says, ‘Okay, you’re ugly too!”
.. you will still be straight.
A man who suffered a severe stroke that left half of his face clearly paralyzed walks into a gun store to buy a large caliber handgun. The owner asks “You’re not going to kill yourself are you?”. The man says “No.” and they both start laughing heartily.
The man then goes back to his car and ends his life.