yesterday jokes

I rode to the liquor store yesterday on my bicycle…

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I bought a bottle of Rum and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave I thought for a moment, if I fell off the bicycle the bottle would fall out of the basket and break.

To avoid that, I drank all of the rum before I left the store.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off the bike seven times on my way home

2017-08-17T04:45:19+00:00 17.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , |0 Comments

My tongue slipped when I was asking my wife to “pass the milk, honey” when we had breakfast yesterday.

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I accidentally said, “The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.”

2017-07-14T07:41:12+00:00 14.7.2017|Categories: bad jokes|Tags: , , , , , , , |0 Comments
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