I’ve made a grave mistake.
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.
They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules together. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a Baptist minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve Arrived
Date: August 14, 2017
I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in.
I’ve seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P. S. Sure is hot down here!!!
A grave mistake
Because I would really like to know.
Hey guys, thanks for reading my joke. I couldn’t think of a second part to put here after the title, but if you liked it anyway please leave an up vote, down vote if you didn’t etc. Id also reccomend checking out r/antiantijokes if you haven’t yet – it’s a real crack up. Shout out to Malta for allowing gay marriage – congrats guys. Great country. All right, I’m off – happy redditing.
I posted my souvlaki photo to r/earthporn instead of r/foodporn :/
… then I probably wouldn’t be complaining about capitalism.
But I say whatever floats your goat
So he got an A on his history paper. He thought he could fit in with his new class if he was smart, but his retarded fucking parents weren’t doing him any favors with his name either.