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A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won.

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A King enrolled his donkey in a race
& won.

Local paper read:
‘KING’s ASS WON’
The king was so upset with this kind
of publicity that he gave the donkey
to the queen.

The local paper then read:
“QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN
TOWN”
The king fainted….
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer
for 10$.

Next day paper read:
“QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10”
The queen fainted…

The next day king ordered the queen
to buy back the donkey and leave it
in jungle.

The Next Headlines:
“QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS
FREE & WILD”
The king died… !

2017-08-11T08:35:04+00:00 11.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

A military crew in a submarine just won a major battle

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A military crew in a submarine just won a major battle, and they rescued a captured civilian from the boat they fought. To celebrate their success, the crew decided to have a small party with whatever food and drinks they had on hand.

The crew set up multiple crates to act as tables, and everyone got in line to get some well-deserved food.

The civilian decided he was going to have some juice, but so did everyone else. He ended up waiting a whole hour just to get his juice from the juice table.

When he finally got to the table, he told the crewman running the table “What the hell? You had me wait a whole hour just for some juice! The party is practically over by now!”

The crewman responded “Sorry, bud. The punchlines are never that great on this sub.”

2017-07-16T16:33:20+00:00 16.7.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments
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