women jokes

Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee

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The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it. Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that.

The next day, the first woman’s husband phones the second woman’s husband, furious: “My wife came home last night without her panties!”

“That’s nothing,” says the other. “Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, ‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you.'”

2017-08-15T08:28:43+00:00 15.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , , , , , |0 Comments

Why dogs are better than women.

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1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk..

7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”

9. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

10. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

2017-08-11T20:07:33+00:00 11.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , |0 Comments
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