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A farmer’s daughter has 3 suitors; a mexican, a black guy, and a white guy

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The farmer takes all 3 suitors to his farmland and tells them, “go into my fields and gather as many of one fruit as you can hold in both arms and return here”. Several minutes pass before the white guy gets back with an arm full of grapes. The farmer says “pull down your pants and get on your knees. Insert one grape at a time in your anus and if you make a sound i will blow your head off with a shotgun” the white guy gets 3 or 4 grapes in before one of them pops and he yelps and dies. After the farmer cleans up the mess, the mexican comes back with an arm full of bananas amd the farmer tells him the same thing. The mexican gets the first one in like a champ, second one no problem, then on the third one he cracks up laughing and dies. When he gets to heaven the white guy asks “what the fuck man you were doing so good! What was so funny?” the mexican replies “i saw the black guy coming down with five
watermelons!”

2017-08-11T00:56:35+00:00 11.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , , , |0 Comments

A black man and a white woman fall in love, get married, move away and have a child. The woman’s father sends a letter saying…

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“Oh my goodness, I am so proud of you and happy for you. You’ve grown into quite the amazing young lady and as your father I will always support you and your husband to the best of my abilities. Thank you many times over for gifting me this grandchild, I can’t wait to watch him grow into a fine young man. Thank you for attaching pictures of him, when can I meet him? Haha. I love you, miss you, and think about you! Your mother says the same, call us on our new cell phone at 1-304-555-5555. Wishing all the best, Dad”

2017-08-02T10:16:45+00:00 2.8.2017|Categories: bad jokes|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , |0 Comments
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