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A farmer’s daughter has 3 suitors; a mexican, a black guy, and a white guy


The farmer takes all 3 suitors to his farmland and tells them, “go into my fields and gather as many of one fruit as you can hold in both arms and return here”. Several minutes pass before the white guy gets back with an arm full of grapes. The farmer says “pull down your pants and get on your knees. Insert one grape at a time in your anus and if you make a sound i will blow your head off with a shotgun” the white guy gets 3 or 4 grapes in before one of them pops and he yelps and dies. After the farmer cleans up the mess, the mexican comes back with an arm full of bananas amd the farmer tells him the same thing. The mexican gets the first one in like a champ, second one no problem, then on the third one he cracks up laughing and dies. When he gets to heaven the white guy asks “what the fuck man you were doing so good! What was so funny?” the mexican replies “i saw the black guy coming down with five

2017-08-11T00:56:35+00:00 11.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , , , |0 Comments
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