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An underage weasel walks into a bar.


The bartender says, “I’m sorry. I can’t serve underage weasels.”

The weasel says, “That’s fine. I don’t need something alcoholic. What else do you have?”

The bartender says “Oh, we have lots! We have water, pop, tea, coffee, smoothies. What would you like?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.

2017-08-21T03:28:18+00:00 21.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , |0 Comments

A weasel walks into a bar


A 13 year old weasel walks into a bar and immediately approaches the counter. The bartender immediately notices the underage weasel.

“Sir you look extremely young. I can’t serve you a single beer.”

“Oh c’mon, can’t you slide me just one?”

“Can’t and won’t serve to anyone underaged.”

“Fine. Well what other things do you have?”

“Well for non alcoholic drinks I have tap water, coffee and pop. Which would you like?”

“Pop.” Goes the weasel.

2017-07-06T11:01:15+00:00 6.7.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , |0 Comments
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