Anyone wanna be my blind date for the eclipse tomorrow?
….. hold on I’m working on it.
(Brought to you by my 8 year old nephew)
Because if so, you’re in the wrong sub. This is the sub for anti-jokes.
I didn’t plez send help I’m in a prison
The next day they invited me into their house where they quickly stripped naked and started to make out. She turns to me and says “well feel free to watch”
To which I reply “GODDAMNIT Susan I want a watch that tells time, seriously every year you do this! I’m constantly late to places and Its started to affect my life”
When the punchline is in the title.
“Son, shut up and keep digging,!”
Well here it goes:
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!