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An underage weasel walks into a bar.

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The bartender says, “I’m sorry. I can’t serve underage weasels.”

The weasel says, “That’s fine. I don’t need something alcoholic. What else do you have?”

The bartender says “Oh, we have lots! We have water, pop, tea, coffee, smoothies. What would you like?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.

2017-08-21T03:28:18+00:00 21.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , |0 Comments

A man walks into a bar…

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…and an hour later comes out all drunk and stumbling, with a black-eye, a torn shirt and the owner shouting after him because he was caught drinking too much which he was not supposed to do at all because he was the bartender.

2017-08-20T21:30:13+00:00 20.8.2017|Categories: bad jokes|Tags: , , |0 Comments

A guy walks into a bar and orders 3 beers.

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The bartender pours them for him. He then takes equal sips from each beer and proceeds to do so until all glasses are empty. He pays and leaves. He does this every day for a week before the bartender decides to ask what that’s all about.

“Why do you come in and order three beers, and then take equal sips from them until they are empty?” Asks the bartender. The guy replies “well, I’ve got three brothers. We used to meet up every evening for a beer, but they had to move out of town. So we’ve decided that each of us will drink three beers every day, one for each of us.”

The bartenders curiosity is sated. The guy continues to do this for about a month, until he comes in one day and orders only two beers.

“I’m sorry for your loss”, says the bartender.

The guy is confused, and then says “oh no, nobody died. I just quit drinking.”

2017-08-19T17:45:00+00:00 19.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , |0 Comments

A guy walks into a bar and orders six Jägermeister shots

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The bartender asks him if it’s a special occasion?
The guy answers “Yes, my very first blowjob”.
The bartender gets excited and says “Congratulations, I’ll give you the seventh shot on the house”.
The guy answers “Nah, if six Jäger shots isn’t enough to get rid of the taste, the seventh wont make much of a difference”.

2017-08-18T16:39:25+00:00 18.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments
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