Cause I sure as hell don’t.
The bar is totally unprepared and there are lots of security issues.
they each order a shot of whiskey, neat. This gains the attention of 3 guys nearby, and they each pair off neatly. They enjoy the rest of the evening.
One protests the presence of the other. The second causes some property damage.
The first chemist says “I’ll have some H20”
The second chemist says, “I’ll have some H20 as well.”
The first chemist kicks himself as his assassination attempt fails.
The owner of the bar had to do allot of cleaning because of all the mess that two wild animals caused
They approach the bartender and the first says, “WAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOHHHHOOAAAAAUAUUUAUAAAAUAAUUUUAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.”
The second whale turns to him and says, “Frank, you’re drunk.”
The one deer turns to his friend and says “Man, I blew like 30 bucks in there.”