USSR jokes

In USSR we had this joke

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An old Jew is on his deathbed. With weak voice he asks to call for a partorg because before his death he wants to join the Communist Party. A happy partorg rushes to him with filled out membership form to sign and a ready Party membership card. As the Jew signs the form he carefully takes the membership card and presses it against his heart.
In a peaceful and happy voice he whispers: “Today one more communist will die”

2017-08-18T03:21:14+00:00 18.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , |0 Comments

3 spies from England, France and Italy were sent to the USSR.

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After a week they were captured and put in jail. The Russians took the English spy, tied and tortured him and after 20 minutes he gave all the info.

Then the Russians took the French spy. They tied and tortured him, and after 20 minuts he too gave all the info.

Then they took the Italian spy and did the same to him, but he didnt give any info. They kept torturing him for 3 hours but with no luck. Eventually they gave up and put him back in the cell.

The 2 other spies asked him “How did you do that? They tortured us like crazy!” The Italian replied: “I wanted to give all my info, but they tied my hands and so I couldn’t speak.

2017-07-18T15:11:26+00:00 18.7.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , |0 Comments
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