“OK son”, he says. It’s as easy as counting to 5.
1. Pull down your pants.
2. Pull back your foreskin.
3. Pee in the toilet.
4. Put your foreskin back.
5. Pull up your pants.
From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying “2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4”.
Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.
A buttload of toilet paper is just the right amount
Stupid name for a hamster anyway…
I’m gonna get pissed off in a minute.
and me and Dad insisted we only did #1.
One of us is full of crap and the other is full of crap.
Because it got stuck in a crack.