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A very sad day today

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After 7 years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients (they were very good friends) and can now no longer work in the profession he loves. What a waste of freckin’ time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.

2017-08-16T17:57:11+00:00 16.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , |0 Comments

I went to the doctor today…

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He had me take off my clothes and put on a gown so he could complete a full physical. I was worried I would be receiving a prostrate exam. Anyways, he walked back in and had me pull my gown up for the ole turn your head and cough check. When I did he took one look at me and said, “Very interesting….You have got to stop masturbating.” I asked why, he said, “Because I’m trying to examine you.”

2017-08-13T18:50:20+00:00 13.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , |0 Comments
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