I guess she found out about the affairs.
And followed with “after lunch to go shopping with my sister.”
I asked why in the world she sent the message that way. “I just wanted you to realize how good you have it with me.”
I texted her back “Remind your sister she said she would come over later to give me a hand job”
A minute later I finished the message “-searching and resume building.”
He texted back a selfie featuring his red, white and blue cap ‘I’m free every evening’
(I know it’s not your typical joke but I laughed when I got it). Have a happy and safe Independence Day, USA!