Tax jokes

What do you call a Frenchman with a shovel in his hand, hiding out in a small British country town with his cousin because he is under investigation for tax evasion, recovering from mild hypothermia after falling in the lake and with around $3000 to his name which he intends to spend on a small car?


Doug (because of the shovel)

Tax on Condoms


A woman walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms.

“That will be $1.08, please,” says the clerk.

“What’s the 8 cents for?” asks the woman. “It says one dollar right here on the packaging.”

“Tax,” replies the clerk.

“Gee”, says the woman, “I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put.”

2017-07-04T01:04:15+00:00 4.7.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , |0 Comments
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