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Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee

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The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it. Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that.

The next day, the first woman’s husband phones the second woman’s husband, furious: “My wife came home last night without her panties!”

“That’s nothing,” says the other. “Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, ‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you.'”

2017-08-15T08:28:43+00:00 15.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , , , , , |0 Comments

Why did the boy stop crying?

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Because I hit him with a car that I stole from some old woman.

I’m now on death row, charged with first degree murder, irresponsible driving, driving under the influence of alcohol and drugs, driving without an MOT, driving without insurance and grand theft auto. They later found out I had also commited felony tax fraud and I had killed somebody’s entire family besides them, therefore adding 10 counts of first degree murder.

Give me ideas on what my last meal should be

2017-07-21T20:09:51+00:00 21.7.2017|Categories: bad jokes|Tags: , , |0 Comments
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