I’ll start marking my calendar one of these days.
It takes budding entrepreneurs to start a marijuana company
With a look over your shoulder.
100% of all divorces start with marriage.
I’ve decided to start panhandling, for a change.
I’ve written a book about deception and I’ll start it tomorrow.
…He said it was about time.
A jump cable walks into a bar, the bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
A man who suffered a severe stroke that left half of his face clearly paralyzed walks into a gun store to buy a large caliber handgun. The owner asks “You’re not going to kill yourself are you?”. The man says “No.” and they both start laughing heartily.
The man then goes back to his car and ends his life.