The coffee shop burned down because the Sun is 5,778 Kelvin.
He did not receive a haircut.
“What’s inside?” I asked.
“It’s mindblowing!” the shop owner says.
So I opened the doll.
Suddenly, a high-intensity beam shot out of the doll, obliterating my brains.
This is a tongue-twister.
I said, “Son, we can’t have that thing roaming around our house. We live in a one bedroom apartment, not a mansion.”
He said, “OK, I’ll take it back to the pet shop.”
I said, “Excellent. And be quick, dinner’s nearly ready.”
Man walks into a pet shop and says to the woman behind the counter, “I want to buy a bee”. She reply “we don’t sell bees”, he says, “well you’ve on one in the window”.
He tells the baker, “I need 299 breads.”
The baker replies; “Is 300 okay? That is easier to count.”
The man says; “Who the fuck is gonna eat all that bread?”