I have a fetish for indigenous girls. Wanted to have sex with this girl in Alaska, but, unfortunately…
… She wasn’t inuit.
A couple having sex in the bedroom asked their son to stand on the balcony to keep him occupied and keep telling them what’s going on outside.
Son: John is buying fruits, Tina is playing and Michael is fucking his wife.
Dad: What? Is he doing it openly?
Son: No, I haven’t seen him but his son is also standing in the balcony.
I guess it’s a German thing
It was the worst postcard I’ve ever received.
I had a dream I was having sex, but then I came to.
My sex therapist is so fucking frigid!!!
Before I had a sex change, I always used to do drugs; now I’m Coleen.
Sex at 80 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope .
“I can still enjoy sex at 74 – I live at 75, so it’s no distance.”
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. “Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.” She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”