I’ve been a customer of his for 15 years and i didn’t even know he sold drugs
I’ve been a customer of his for 15 years and I didn’t even know he cut hair.
I told him that would be the last thing I’d ever spend my money on.
He decides that he might as well see what the deal is. He goes inside and says “So, I saw the sign outside that says you’re selling Eagles.”
The storeowner replies “Yes, we are. Would you like to purchase one?”
The man asks “How much are they?”
The storeowner replies “They’re free.”