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Every cook has a secret

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The Admiral was visiting one of his ships. When having tea he noticed that every biscuit has the ship’s insignia embossed on it.

He is impressed and calls the cook to ask him how he does this.

Cook: When rolling the biscuits I slap each one onto my belt buckle before putting them in the oven.

Admiral: That’s pretty unhygienic.

Cook: In that case sir, I’d suggest you skip the doughnuts.

2017-08-04T11:31:23+00:00 4.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , |0 Comments

Little Johnny was told by his friends that adults have a deep dark secret and can be easily manipulated.

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Johnny decides to test it. He comes home, goes up to his mother and says, “Mom, I know everything.” Mom shushes him and gives him $10.

“Just don’t tell Dad” she says.

*Hey, it’s working* thinks Little Johnny.

An hour later, Dad comes home from work. Johnny goes up to him and says: “Dad, I know everything.”

Dad gives Johnny $100. “Don’t tell Mom” he says.

Just then, the mailman knocks on the door. Johnny opens it and says. “I know everything, Mister.”

The mailman drops all his mail, his eyes tear up and he says:

“Well then Johnny, come give Daddy a hug.”

2017-07-04T02:16:50+00:00 4.7.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , , , , , |0 Comments
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