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5 penguins in the back seat


Guy pulls up to a gas station, and the attendant notices there are 5 penguins in the back seat. Attendant says, “wtf – you have 5 penguins in your back seat.”

“I KNOW!” the guy says, “They jumped in at the light, and now I don’t know what to do.”

Attendant thinks for a second and says, “I’ll tell you what I’d do – I’d take them to the zoo.”

“That’s a great idea!” says the driver.

A week later, same driver pulls in with the same 5 penguins, only now they’re wearing sunglasses.

“What are you doing – I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!” exclaims the attendant.

“We did go! We had a great time! Today we’re going to the beach!”

2017-07-11T04:31:17+00:00 11.7.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , |0 Comments

Its the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch


He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there.

“No”,says the neighbour, the seat is empty.”

“This is incredible”, said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?”

The neighbour says, “Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.”

“Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that” the man says. “That’s terrible.. But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?”

The man shakes his head.

“No,” he says “They’re all at the funeral.”

2017-07-05T19:32:40+00:00 5.7.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments
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