I like to steer away from road animals.
Does anyone know why chickens do this? Stupid bird ran out right in front of my car, didn’t even give me a chance to slow down. God, what a fucking mess.
Because it didn’t have any legs.
They make it safely to the other side because they’re careful and hair colour is no indicator of intellect or common sense.
Because I put on the wrong socks before I went for a walk.
I asked him, “Are you an orphan?”
He replied, “Yes. What gave me away?”
I said, “Your parents.”
Because North Korea’s missiles can’t reach that far.
Because it was disabled.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
She wasn’t wearing a seatbelt