the rich man rolled in mud but failed to become filthy rich
exploding prayer mats, prophets are going through the roof
I want 20% of your income.
They got to chatting and after a while, realised both of their wedding anniversaries were the next day.
Poor man : What did you get your wife then, for tomorrow?
Rich man : I got her a pink ferrari and a diamond ring.
Poor man : Wow, what made you choose those gifts?
Rich man : She loves fast cars and I wasnt sure about the ring so if she doesnt like it, she can take it back in her new car.
The poor man nods in agreement.
Rich man : Well how about you? What did you get your wife?
Poor man : I got my wife a pair of cheap slippers and a dildo.
Rich man : Why did you choose those gifts?
Poor man : Well if she doesnt like the slippers she can go fuck herself.