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My lesbian neighbours asked what I wanted for my birthday. I replied I wanna watch!


The next day they invited me into their house where they quickly stripped naked and started to make out. She turns to me and says “well feel free to watch”
To which I reply “GODDAMNIT Susan I want a watch that tells time, seriously every year you do this! I’m constantly late to places and Its started to affect my life”

2017-08-09T04:10:49+00:00 9.8.2017|Categories: bad jokes|Tags: , , , , , , , |0 Comments
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