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Why did the moon burp?


**Why did the moon burp?**

Because it was full.

**Why did the sun burp?**

Because it had too much gas.

**Why did the Earth burp?**

Over the past century, humans’ increased reliance on fossil fuels has spurred a dramatic rise in atmospheric carbon dioxide.

2017-08-21T15:42:45+00:00 21.8.2017|Categories: Clean jokes|Tags: , |0 Comments

So Michael Jackson moon walks into a bar…


The bartender amazed at this offers him a drink on the house, Michael accepts the drink and thanks the bartender. The bartender, still amazed, asks for a picture with him and Michael agrees.

While setting the camera on his phone, he realizes Michael Jackson has been dead for years, and the only reasonable explanation of this is if he’s dreaming, he turns to Michael Jackson who’s now transformed into his childhood friend Eric, thus, confirming it is in fact a dream.

2017-08-02T05:01:39+00:00 2.8.2017|Categories: bad jokes|Tags: , , , , |0 Comments
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