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A religious man was drowning in the middle of the sea.

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A boat stopped by and the sailor said:
“Hey there, do you need help?”

The man then said: “No thank you, God will save me”

The sailor left in a hurry and confused.

The man kept praying and praying.

A second boat arrived and the sailor said holding the lifejacket:

“Uh hi, do you need a hand?”

The man said: “No thank you, God will save me”

And proceeded to drown.

He woke up in heaven and saw God, he asked God:

“God? Why didn’t you save me?!”

God then replies:

“I sent you two boats you idiot.”

2017-08-06T22:17:15+00:00 6.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , |0 Comments
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