love jokes

Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.”

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Father: “That’s great, son! Who is she?”

Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter.”

Father: “Ohhh, I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.”

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later:

Son: “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!”

Father: “That’s great, son! Who is she?”

Son: “It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s daughter.”

Father: “Ohhh, I wish you hadn’t said that. Angela is also your sister.”

This went on a few more times, and finally the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: “Mom, I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls and I can’t date any of them because dad is their father!”

The mother hugs him affectionately and says, “You can date whoever you want. He isn’t your father!”

2017-08-19T05:45:14+00:00 19.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , , , |0 Comments

Love

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Girl: what do you think of our love

Me: count the stars

Girl: awww…. its infinite

Me: no, its a waste of time.

2017-08-12T12:32:24+00:00 12.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: |0 Comments
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