Just raisin awareness
90% kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wives.
‘Nah imma stay.’
I’m begging you, I’m already so lonely.
You could never leave a tomato behind, it will just ketchup.
One day, King Arthur had to leave Camelot to go for a diplomatic hunt. Worried about his wife’s potential infidelity, he asks Merlin to fashion her a chastity belt…
Merlin assures the king that anything that is put through the hole in the chastity belt will be immediately cut off with magic.
Satisfied, King Arthur goes on his hunt. When he returns several days later, he immediately goes to the Knights of the Round Table and asks all of them to drop their pants.
Incredibly, all of their dicks are cut off, except Sir Lancelot. King Arthur, furious, yells at his knights, “See! Look how none of you are trustworthy around my wife. How dare you all to betray me! I shall have you all demoted, except for Sir Lancelot, my dearest, truest friend. Thank you for keeping my trust, good noble sir. Now, what do you have to say for yourself?”
…But Sir Lancelot could not speak.
Probably because he found Yoko more attractive and enjoyed spending time with her more, but I’m not going to theorize about the relationship status of a man who died nearly 40 years ago because that would be a waste of my time.
I have shit to do, leave me alone.
To beat the crowd.
My girlfriend and I had to leave the restaurant early today due to insensitive people calling me a nonce and peadophile all because I’m 33 and my missus is 16.
It totally ruined our 10yr anniversary.