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Nurses aren’t supposed to laugh.

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“Of course I won’t laugh,” said the nurse. “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.””Okay then,” said Fred, a big man almost 60 years old, as he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘man thingy’ the nurse had ever seen. It’s length and width, it couldn’t have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Five minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure. “I am so sorry,” she said. “I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won’t happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?” “It’s swollen,” Fred replied. She ran out of the room.

2017-08-10T07:09:31+00:00 10.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , |0 Comments

Several years ago me and a few friends were talking when I ended the conversation with a funny zinger which made everyone laugh. “Jesus take the wheel,” I said and everyone burst out in laughter.

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We were talking about my dear friend who had just died in a head on car crash.

I miss you, Jonathan. Rest in peace.

2017-07-26T20:05:33+00:00 26.7.2017|Categories: bad jokes|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , |0 Comments

A comedian was trying to make a group of Redditors from /r/Jokes laugh…

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“So a blind man walked into a bar…”

“Ahh, good ole #8804311,” the first redditor said.

“Okay, then how about this… Little Johnny saw his mom banging the mailman…”

“#2409!!!”

Out of frustration, the comedian yells, “IS THERE ANY FUCKIN’ JOKE YOU GUYS HAVEN’T HEARD?!?”

From the back, one redditor shouts, “How about this?

A comedian was trying…”

2017-07-04T15:33:53+00:00 4.7.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , |0 Comments
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