I’m great in bed, I can fall asleep in minutes.
So if you see a solar eclipse today, don’t be surprised.
Then plug me back in, see if that works.
I’m not going to say it again
It mixes a good amount of physicality, strategy, and skill into a fast paced sport
I mean I’ve heard of people discovering their date has a big red flag but usually it’s not hanging in their bedroom.
(That means I talk down to people.)
I’m having trouble balancing my work life and, um, what’s that other thing?
I’m banned from all my local pubs; I’m not a very good barman.
[Edit]: The sun shines brightly on our smiles and future as our glorious leaders bring us joy with their mighty military.