How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Just put a water bottle in the Pringles holder.
With a noose.
You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom. Then, as they swim down to smell it, you stab them multiple times in the back.
an idiot can honestly say “I did not choose to be a genius so get off my back”
“Doctor, how can you tell whether someone is an idiot, even if he looks normal to you?”
“For that, we have special questions.”
“Can you name an example?”
“Mountaineer Brown climbed Mount Everest three times but he was killed during one of these ascents. Can you tell me which one?”
“But doctor, that surely won’t work for people like me who know nothing about mountaineering.”