human jokes

A bacon burger is pig meat. A ham burger is cow meat, even though ham means pig. Unfortunately, and we at Alien Burger deeply apologize to all our Earth customers, beef burger is made of Human meat as we thought that was your naming custom.

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A bacon burger is pig meat. A ham burger is cow meat, even though ham means pig. Unfortunately, and we at Alien Burger deeply apologize to all our Earth customers, beef burger is made of Human meat as we thought that was your naming custom.

The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: “What part of the human body increases to 10 times it’s normal size when excited?”

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Jessica responds: “That’s disgusting! I don’t have to answer that question!”

So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: “That’s easy…the pupil of the eye.”

“That’s correct, Johnny. Very good!”

And turning to Jessica, she says:
“I’ve three things to say to you, young lady… first, you didn’t do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you’re in for a big disappointment!”

2017-07-24T23:56:27+00:00 24.7.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , |0 Comments
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