human jokes

A bacon burger is pig meat. A ham burger is cow meat, even though ham means pig. Unfortunately, and we at Alien Burger deeply apologize to all our Earth customers, beef burger is made of Human meat as we thought that was your naming custom.

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A bacon burger is pig meat. A ham burger is cow meat, even though ham means pig. Unfortunately, and we at Alien Burger deeply apologize to all our Earth customers, beef burger is made of Human meat as we thought that was your naming custom.

The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: “What part of the human body increases to 10 times it’s normal size when excited?”

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Jessica responds: “That’s disgusting! I don’t have to answer that question!”

So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: “That’s easy…the pupil of the eye.”

“That’s correct, Johnny. Very good!”

And turning to Jessica, she says:
“I’ve three things to say to you, young lady… first, you didn’t do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you’re in for a big disappointment!”

2017-07-24T23:56:27+00:00 24.7.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , |0 Comments

Human Trafficking

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A flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. “Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking!

There is a very pretty and quiet female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened, and the man she is with, is a fat old slob who looks like a sexual deviant, mean and dangerous!”

The captain responds, “You must be new here. This is Air Force One.”

2017-07-21T09:31:20+00:00 21.7.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , |0 Comments
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