You don’t work anymore, you hate everyone who’s younger than you, and in a few months, all of your old friends will be dead to you.
On average, approximately 5’6″ (or 167 cm). Though China is a big country and there’s considerable variation, particularly between rural and urban areas.
Incidentally, the term “Chinaman” might be considered somewhat racist nowadays; “mainland Chinese man” is probably preferable in this context, JFYI.
So I have.
She’s 25 and her name is Candy.
Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom.
The other three guys start talking about how succesful their sons are.
Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a cardealership and just gave his best friend a Ferarri.
Guy 2: Thats nothing, my son owns an airliner and just gave his best friend a private jet
Guy 3: Well my son is more success than that, he owns an architecture firm and just gave his best friend a castle
Guy 4 walks out of the bathroom and walks over to the other 3 guys
Guy 4: Hey guys what are we talking about
Guy 1: Oh, we are talking about how successful our sons are
Guy 4:Well, my son is a Gay stripper
Guy 2: You must be so dissappointed with what he’s done with his life
Guy 4: Actually, he is doing very well for himself. He just got a Ferrari, a jet, and a caste from his three boyfriends.
A man who stands on kitchenware is high on pot.
Okay so let me start out by saying when telling this joke, you insert the name of the person you are telling it too. For this joke I will use the name John Johnson as it is the most generic name I can think of. Now for the joke.
Three men were standing in a bar, making small talk. The first guy says “guys my hands are so tiny, I must have the smallest hands in the world!”
The second guy, not wanting to be outdone, says “Well my feet are minuscule! I know I have the smallest feet in the world!”
The third guy, a little hesitant, says “guys… I think I have the smallest penis in the world.”
They decide to make the trip together to the World Record Measuring studio.
The first guy goes in, and comes out with a certificate stating he has the smallest hands in the world. “See! I told you I had the smallest hands in the world!”
The second guy goes in, and he also comes out with a certificate. ” I knew it! My feet are the smallest in the world!”
The third guy goes in, but does not come out with a certificate. Instead he yells “WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN JOHNSON?!”
Three brothers owned a prized horse. One day when the brothers were checking in, they found the horse was dead. So they prayed the whole morning asking god to bring back the horse. Suddenly, a fairy appeared.
Fairy: I can bring back the horse but on one condition, at least one of you have to satisfy me with a really good fucking.
The 2nd brother(2nd by age) went first. He inserted his weiner and started fucking her. She was far from being satisfied instead she was bored.
Then came the oldest brother, a known womaniser. He was better than his youngest brother, but still too far from satisfying her.
Finally, it was the turn of the youngest brother. He pulled out his dick and started fucking her. To everyone’s surprise the fairy started moaning with joy within some seconds into action as that was the best sex she ever had. After a hour he was still going on but the fairy started moaning roughly and was so exhausted that she had to be separated by the other brothers to save her from any damage.
The fairy was more than satisfied.
Then impressed by his brother, the eldest one said ,” Damn, man. What… How did you even…….”. The youngest brother interrupted and replied ,”What did you think killed the horse?”
She seemed surprised.
A salt with a deadly weapon
Because they’re playing football out there.