One. Or two, if it requires a ladder and the floor is uneven, and one guy needs to hold the ladder.
….. hold on I’m working on it.
(Brought to you by my 8 year old nephew)
Because if so, you’re in the wrong sub. This is the sub for anti-jokes.
He had no chance against the 5 of us.
I’m going to be an iWitness at the trial
Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom.
The other three guys start talking about how succesful their sons are.
Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a cardealership and just gave his best friend a Ferarri.
Guy 2: Thats nothing, my son owns an airliner and just gave his best friend a private jet
Guy 3: Well my son is more success than that, he owns an architecture firm and just gave his best friend a castle
Guy 4 walks out of the bathroom and walks over to the other 3 guys
Guy 4: Hey guys what are we talking about
Guy 1: Oh, we are talking about how successful our sons are
Guy 4:Well, my son is a Gay stripper
Guy 2: You must be so dissappointed with what he’s done with his life
Guy 4: Actually, he is doing very well for himself. He just got a Ferrari, a jet, and a caste from his three boyfriends.
Saw my ex girlfriend getting beaten up by 5 guys at a bus stop, so as a human being I had to step in and help…
She didn’t stand a chance against the 6 of us
They need help because they are running out of food.
Jared proceeds to rob and kill the employees.
The two drunks guys are stunned at what they witness.
Jared kills them too.
The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, “Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord.” He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: “Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive.”