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Four Guys Are at a High School Reunion

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Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom.
The other three guys start talking about how succesful their sons are.
Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a cardealership and just gave his best friend a Ferarri.
Guy 2: Thats nothing, my son owns an airliner and just gave his best friend a private jet
Guy 3: Well my son is more success than that, he owns an architecture firm and just gave his best friend a castle
Guy 4 walks out of the bathroom and walks over to the other 3 guys
Guy 4: Hey guys what are we talking about
Guy 1: Oh, we are talking about how successful our sons are
Guy 4:Well, my son is a Gay stripper
Guy 2: You must be so dissappointed with what he’s done with his life
Guy 4: Actually, he is doing very well for himself. He just got a Ferrari, a jet, and a caste from his three boyfriends.

2017-08-13T18:33:12+00:00 13.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , |0 Comments

Two guys are walking through a game park and come across a lion that has not eaten for days.

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The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, “Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord.” He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: “Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive.”

2017-08-03T20:48:10+00:00 3.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , , , |0 Comments

A guy’s talking to a girl in a bar

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He says, “What’s your name?”

She says, “Carmen.”

He says, “That’s a nice name. Who named you, your mother?”

She says, “No, I named myself.”

He says, “Why Carmen?”

She says, “Because I like cars and I like men. What’s your name?”

He says, “Beerfuck.”

2017-08-03T10:23:14+00:00 3.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , |0 Comments
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