I’m great in bed, I can fall asleep in minutes.
Ed Sheer ’em
There was once a great Mexican Magician. He was world-renowned for his incredible feats. His most famous act, though, was his vanishing act. He would count;
and suddenly he would disappear without a tres.
She replies, “Thanks!”
Girl: “I don’t wear glasses.”
Me, while polishing my lenses: “No, but I do.”
On one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
Hoarding’s great, collectively speaking.
I’ve got a great tip for people with lots of garbage.
The inventor of the guillotine found a great way to get a head.