Like, who the hell is rape?
Good thing I was facing the TV.
I told her they came in handy.
But I laugh more.
She’s still not talking to me.
Saw my ex girlfriend getting beaten up by 5 guys at a bus stop, so as a human being I had to step in and help…
She didn’t stand a chance against the 6 of us
Actually, I don’t have a girlfriend and I’m using this post to get one. Any fine ladies out there looking to be my girlfriend?
She said I was never able to make my way into her heart.
But I recently figured out a way to do it and put mind at ease. I can get to her heart right through her sternum
(Don’t get triggered, I play bass and I find this funny)