I wish I could post this on any other thread.
because I’m terrible at tennis.
It was the worst postcard I’ve ever received.
Me : This is my girlfriend janine
Janine : Hi
Wife : What the fuck
It is an emotiontional time, but your upvote may help me through it
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello? It’s only 25 cents!”
Like, who the hell is rape?
Good thing I was facing the TV.
I told her they came in handy.
But I laugh more.