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A woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

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On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men have good jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men have good jobs and are attractive.
‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These men have good jobs and are attractive and love kids.
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men have good jobs and are attractive and love kids and help with the housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men have good jobs and are attractive and love kids and help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

2017-08-22T04:55:32+00:00 22.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , |0 Comments
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