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Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.”

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Father: “That’s great, son! Who is she?”

Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter.”

Father: “Ohhh, I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.”

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later:

Son: “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!”

Father: “That’s great, son! Who is she?”

Son: “It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s daughter.”

Father: “Ohhh, I wish you hadn’t said that. Angela is also your sister.”

This went on a few more times, and finally the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: “Mom, I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls and I can’t date any of them because dad is their father!”

The mother hugs him affectionately and says, “You can date whoever you want. He isn’t your father!”

2017-08-19T05:45:14+00:00 19.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , , , |0 Comments

TIL the lead singer of Chumbawumba is married to a champion breakdancer. She had to give up dancing when she fell pregnant but, only three months after giving birth, successfully defended her title at the World Championship.

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She got knocked up, but she got down again.

A Japanese venture capitalist fell in love with a blonde

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A Japanese venture capitalist was visiting the USA to evaluate a startup. The founder was desperate to get funding and to close the deal asked his blonde girlfriend to flirt with him.

The Japanese had never seen such a beauty before and instantly fell in love. The Japanese man asked the blonde to marry him. The blonde was in a fix and didn’t want to say no and jeopardize the funding.

Blonde says : I can marry, if you promise you will never look at any other girl.
Japanese happily agreed and says – for you, I will never look at any other girl.

Blonde says: I can marry, if you get me the biggest diamond ring.
Japanese happily agreed and said – for you, I will get the biggest diamond ring.

Blonde says: I can marry, if you get me a Lamborgini.
Japanese happily agreed and said – for you, I will get a Lamborgini and Ferrari.

The blonde realized that the Japanese was flithy rich and he will agree to everything she asks.

Blonde says: I can marry, if you have 8 inch dick.
The Japanese became really sad. The blonde was happy that she found a way.

The Japanese sadly says – for you, I will get my dick cut by 2 inches.

2017-07-15T09:01:00+00:00 15.7.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments
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