fall jokes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

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Because it was dead.

Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree?

It was married to the first one and couldn’t live without it.

Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree?

Peer pressure.

Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree?

Because trees aren’t designed to hold fridges.

Why did Sally fall off of her bike?

Because she was hit on the head by three squirrels and a refrigerator.

2017-08-12T00:22:59+00:00 12.8.2017|Categories: bad jokes|Tags: , , |0 Comments

A black man and a white woman fall in love, get married, move away and have a child. The woman’s father sends a letter saying…

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“Oh my goodness, I am so proud of you and happy for you. You’ve grown into quite the amazing young lady and as your father I will always support you and your husband to the best of my abilities. Thank you many times over for gifting me this grandchild, I can’t wait to watch him grow into a fine young man. Thank you for attaching pictures of him, when can I meet him? Haha. I love you, miss you, and think about you! Your mother says the same, call us on our new cell phone at 1-304-555-5555. Wishing all the best, Dad”

2017-08-02T10:16:45+00:00 2.8.2017|Categories: bad jokes|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , |0 Comments
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