but I hate punctuation
He was delicious!
Donuts are shaped like a zero to show how many pounds you’ll lose by eating them
One turns to the other and says:
“I think we got this joke wrong”
One turns to the other and says “I think we got this joke wrong.”
I tried eating a clock the other day. It’s really time consuming.
I couldn’t help but chuckle as I blurted out, “Good grief, Grandma. So that’s how you died!”
…is a mistake.
”What’s wrong with you, moron!?”
Shocked, I asked, ”What?!”
”Open the fucking bag!”