If at first you don’t succeed, don’t practise circumcision.
A lot of them have a very short fuse.
I don’t like policemen, they’re always looking for trouble.
Because they will become begals.
Because marches would definitely solve the problem.
Don’t ever let your party bus driver crash the party
Doctor: I don’t know how to tell you this but you really have to stop masturbating.
Patient: Really doctor, why?
Doctor: So I can examine you.
I know I’m a shitty gynecologist, but you don’t have to rub it in my face.
Because love means nothing to them.