On her birthday, buy her a present with only the money in the jar.
I’d have enough money to pay for the eye surgery I need now!
I’d have $2 and a pile of counterfeits.
..i would start to think about you
I would likely abuse the system by posting things many people would find appalling
I would have two dollars and a lot of monopoly money.
I’d have $1.70 because women make less.
I’d have no money, because I am not racist.
I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said “1 dollar for dirty joke.” Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar.
Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your name?”
Homeless man: “So Johnny, there is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have.”
Homeless man: “Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?”
Homeless man: “Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got?”
Homeless man: “Right again, now there is this white cat walking around how many hairs are on that white cat?”
Me: “I don’t know? A lot?”
Homeless man: “Well Johnny, why do you know so much about black cock and not enough about white pussy.”
The minorities would just come steal it all anyway