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A father and his 6-year-old son are walking down the street, and they come across two dogs having sex.

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A father and his 6-year-old son are walking down the street, and they come across two dogs having sex.
The boy is shocked by what he sees and asks his father “Daddy, what are they doing?”
The father, not wanting to lie to his son, says “they’re just making a puppy.”
“OK” says the son, and the father is relieved that he doesn’t probe further.
The next day, the son bursts into his parents’ room and sees them having sex.
The father jumps up and quickly covers himself.
Knowing he’s in for an interesting talk, walks downstairs with him and they sit at the dining room table.
His son asks him “Daddy, what were you and mommy doing?”
Again, wanting to be honest with his son, he says “me and mommy were making a baby.”
His son pauses for a moment, thinking, and then replies “flip mommy over, I want a puppy!”

2017-08-13T16:58:14+00:00 13.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , , , , , , |0 Comments

Why dogs are better than women.

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1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk..

7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”

9. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

10. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

2017-08-11T20:07:33+00:00 11.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , |0 Comments
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