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Chinese doctor in the US

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An Chinese Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in the US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100

A American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic…

Lawyer : “I have lost my sense of taste”

Chinese doctor : “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”

Lawyer : “Ugh..this is kerosene”

Chinese doctor : “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20”

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…

Lawyer : “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”

Chinese doctor : “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”

Lawyer (annoyed) : “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”

Chinese doctor : “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20”

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

Lawyer : “My eyesight has become very weak I can’t see at all ”

Chinese doctor : “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100”

Lawyer (staring at the bill) : “But this is $20, not $100”

Chinese doctor : “Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20”

2017-08-19T22:25:37+00:00 19.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , |0 Comments

I went to the doctor today…

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He had me take off my clothes and put on a gown so he could complete a full physical. I was worried I would be receiving a prostrate exam. Anyways, he walked back in and had me pull my gown up for the ole turn your head and cough check. When I did he took one look at me and said, “Very interesting….You have got to stop masturbating.” I asked why, he said, “Because I’m trying to examine you.”

2017-08-13T18:50:20+00:00 13.8.2017|Categories: jokes|Tags: , |0 Comments
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