The people who are in charge of that decision.
Turns out my parents weren’t even related.
I couldn’t stop sniffing Tipp-ex, so I’ve booked myself into a correction centre.
you should’ve seen the look on her face when i drove pasta
I couldn’t find the mayonnaise but she palmed me off with relish
The same explosion that rendered him deaf blew off his legs too
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
Friend: What did he say?
Me: You’re fired.