It already had a million degrees.
“Students nowadays are so clueless”, the math professor complains to a colleague. “Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero…”
To get his master’s degree.
“Forget everything you learned in college. You won’t need it working here.”
“But I never went to college.”
“Well then, I’m sorry. You are underqualified to work here.”
When he gets pulled over. The cop comes up to his window and asks him:
“Excuse me sir, you were speeding, you ran a red light and you appear to be drunk, where are you going?”
The professor replies: “I am currently on my way to a lecture concerning the dangers of drinking, smoking and staying up late.”
The police officer says: “Who could possibly be giving that kind of lecture at this time?”
The professor responds: “My wife.”
Agriculture. I’ve heard it’s a very large field.
It was pretty boring, but it got a lot more interesting after I fucked up.