The coffee shop burned down because the Sun is 5,778 Kelvin.
I don’t like coffee, and I’m gay.
No pubic hair
Without another man’s dick in it.
Because, when you’re a kid, coffee is the bitterest experience you’ve had in life.
Because the child was her son and he was doing her a favor
With my penis in them.
With a castrated dick in it…
So the coffee gets up and leaves