A reptile dysfunction.
One. They’re efficient, and not very funny.
One, or two? One . . . . or two?
Two. Two to hold a ladder and one to screw it in.
Whats that? Three you say? They can’t count that high.
I’ve decided to start panhandling, for a change.
2. One to change the light bulb and another one to hold the ladder.
Let’s go play on our bikes.
Just one, but you will have to wait several years for it to develop the necessary coordination and size.
One, because they are efficient and have no sense of humor.
EDIT: I changed my mind, we’re fine